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  • Successful Cruising In A Gay Sauna Maze

    Walking around the maze, you’ll be checking out the men in the cubicles waiting to be approached by someone they fancy, as well as the other men who are walking around, checking out who’s on offer.

    Common mistakes made here are (a) not being bold, (b) walking round endlessly without making a move for fear of rejection and (c) forgetting to look sexy because you’ve lost hope.

    If you’re going to approach someone in a cubicle, make sure you’re aroused – really important. And remember, you don’t need to have some kind of Scud missile between your legs. Average size and standing to attention will normally do the trick. Cockrings are particularly handy in this situation. So, aroused, stand by the cubicle entrance, make eye contact and look hungry. If the man’s interested he’ll make it very clear and motion you to join him. If not, it’ll be equally clear.

    And whatever you do, don’t ask in a mousey voice: ‘Er, hi, er, can I come in?’ Boring!

    If you see someone walking around who you fancy, you could follow him. But unless he’s aware of you and has already indicated interest, try finding somewhere you can stand or sit and wait for him to come to you. Most of the time, the layout of this part of a bathhouse or sauna is circular and you can use the geometry of the area to save energy. And who knows? Maybe someone equally or even more attractive will be right behind him.

    Last bit of advice: if you’re approached by a sexy man who turns you on, relax your body posture, look him straight in the eye and smile.

    Hungry eyes, a devilish smile and an energy that oozes sex-sex-sex – these are the keys to successful cruising in a maze.

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